Hogwarts this ain't.

时间：某年开学时
地点：Ankh-Morpork，刺客学院
人物：新生T(某日出之国的王子)和教授N

"I am Grunworth Nivor, your housemaster. You are in Viper House. To my certain knowledge there are at least eleven Kingdoms of the Sun on the Disc and, before the end of the week, you will present me with a short essay detailing their geographical location, political complexion, capital city or principal seat of government, and a suggested route into the bed- chamber of the head of state of your choice. However, in all the world there is only one Viper House. Good morning to you, boy."

( 不愧是培养出了V大人的地方啊，满地打滚 )

还有这个！这个！
OMG英国的学院就是有爱呀！！！

Masters moved among the boys like damp and slightly scruffy blackbirds, but he was eyeing a group of older students lolling near the pillared entrance to the school. They also wore black—different colours of black.

That was his first introduction to the tertiary colours, the colours on the far side of blackness, the colours that you get if you split blackness with an eight-sided prism. They are also almost impossible to describe in a non-magical environment, but if someone were to try they'd probably start by telling you to smoke something illegal and take a good look at a starling's wing. The seniors were critically inspecting the new arrivals.

遥想当年，Vetinari家的公子就是这样站在学校门口的丫！！！！
继续满地打滚……
如果我去写Downey和Vetinari的初遇…………为什么感觉会很Draco和Harry呢？！Orz一千次……

( 继续存档：刺客学院的各家分院以及督长 )