in which we besmirch Captain Kirk's reputation
Thursday, November 5th, 2009 09:52 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
snowlightKirk: Baby you so fine~~
Uhura: Ain't gonna happen!
Kirk: Once you go Kirk, you never go back~~
Cupcake: Bitch, please.
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snowlight: I STILL want to write a fic where Kirk says that.
dissociate: Who should he be saying it to?
snowlight: Everybody?
dissociate: Maybe he's jokey flirting with Uhura on the bridge, not-serious like
snowlight: And the communicator is on so everybody on the ship heard him, and people began discussion their captain's performances
snowlight: Some of them going "nah, I definitely had better"
dissociate: Bones: Have you slept with *everyone* on this ship?!
snowlight: Kirk: Not with you.
dissociate: Bones: Thank god for that.
snowlight: Kirk: Wait, there was one time, at band camp.....
snowlight: Bones: GET THE FUCK OUT FROM MY SICKBAY AND NEVER COME BACK
snowlight: Man, this is shaping up to be a Kirk/All crack piece, lololol
dissociate: It reminds me of those old Biblical-era stories of town whores sleeping with literally everyone in like one night
snowlight: it's like magic
dissociate: there's two doors in the captain's quarters, in and out. Kirk has this circle bed..
snowlight: but you know, in the end, people are gonna say “eh, Captain's ok, but Mr. Spock is better”
dissociate: YES
snowlight: also, Kirk probably single-handedly started some STD epidemic on the ship
dissociate: LMAO
snowlight: Well, single....dick? I dunno
dissociate: Poor Bones in sickbay, cursing and plotting assassination schemes
snowlight: and of course it would end up with K&S sleeping together
dissociate: naturally
snowlight: Kirk finds out about Spock's reputation, is horrified
snowlight: Kirk: WTF DO YOU PEOPLE MEAN HE'S BETTER THAN ME?
snowlight: Spock: I see that you are not convinced, captain. Shall we conduct a field experiment to test the common hypothesis?
dissociate: OMG SPOCK, FTW
dissociate: Spock has an unfair advantage though, being a touch telepath XD
snowlight: true true, but Jim Kirk does not believe in no-win scenarios
snowlight: OMFG, you know what I realized???? This is TOTALLY the NATURAL result of the whole "your father banged 800 women" kink meme prompt
dissociate: clearly this must be written
Uhura: Ain't gonna happen!
Kirk: Once you go Kirk, you never go back~~
Cupcake: Bitch, please.
snowlight: I STILL want to write a fic where Kirk says that.dissociate: Who should he be saying it to?snowlight: Everybody?dissociate: Maybe he's jokey flirting with Uhura on the bridge, not-serious likesnowlight: And the communicator is on so everybody on the ship heard him, and people began discussion their captain's performancessnowlight: Some of them going "nah, I definitely had better"dissociate: Bones: Have you slept with *everyone* on this ship?!snowlight: Kirk: Not with you.dissociate: Bones: Thank god for that.snowlight: Kirk: Wait, there was one time, at band camp.....snowlight: Bones: GET THE FUCK OUT FROM MY SICKBAY AND NEVER COME BACKsnowlight: Man, this is shaping up to be a Kirk/All crack piece, lolololdissociate: It reminds me of those old Biblical-era stories of town whores sleeping with literally everyone in like one nightsnowlight: it's like magicdissociate: there's two doors in the captain's quarters, in and out. Kirk has this circle bed..snowlight: but you know, in the end, people are gonna say “eh, Captain's ok, but Mr. Spock is better”dissociate: YESsnowlight: also, Kirk probably single-handedly started some STD epidemic on the shipdissociate: LMAOsnowlight: Well, single....dick? I dunnodissociate: Poor Bones in sickbay, cursing and plotting assassination schemessnowlight: and of course it would end up with K&S sleeping togetherdissociate: naturallysnowlight: Kirk finds out about Spock's reputation, is horrifiedsnowlight: Kirk: WTF DO YOU PEOPLE MEAN HE'S BETTER THAN ME?snowlight: Spock: I see that you are not convinced, captain. Shall we conduct a field experiment to test the common hypothesis?dissociate: OMG SPOCK, FTWdissociate: Spock has an unfair advantage though, being a touch telepath XDsnowlight: true true, but Jim Kirk does not believe in no-win scenariossnowlight: OMFG, you know what I realized???? This is TOTALLY the NATURAL result of the whole "your father banged 800 women" kink meme promptdissociate: clearly this must be written